Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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