Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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