Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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