sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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