yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
no more duck duck goose at the bar
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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