Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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