So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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