I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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