Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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