We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
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it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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