put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Your dad touched me again.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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