Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
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Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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