we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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