I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You can't just leave with hair like that
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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