it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
