i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Randomize
