my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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