You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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