i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
he just fucked me for my cheese..
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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