i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
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Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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