yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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