Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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