He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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