I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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