she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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