Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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