if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
