I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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