Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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