I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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