I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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