they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You are the jesus of drinking
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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