how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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