That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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