i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Enjoy the penises
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
