Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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