I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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