Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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