I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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