But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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