how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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