As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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