We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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