Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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