BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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