so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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