let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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