So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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