The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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