I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
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How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet