everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
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