Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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