I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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